Brother Benicio first fell to the Black Rage before the battle of Raukus IV, a small planet located in the Segmentum Pacificus, and was sent into battle wearing his assault armour and jump pack. He was gifted the ancient chainsword known as Blood Screamer, and equipped with his plasma pistol he tore a bloody path through the heretics and mutants that had beset the planet and corrupted the populace. After the battle was won, High Chaplain Appollus managed to gather up and subdue most of the Death Company marines, and brought them to the Death’s Cowl, where they were put in statis chambers in preparation for the next conflict. Benicio had lost his right arm and most of the flesh of his left, and his chainsword had been broken against the thick plating of a Chaos Dreadnought, but he survived, and was given the honour to fight another day. However, he was deemed too insane to be trusted with a jump pack again, and so was clad in the armour of his brothers in the assault squad, and given a new right arm.
The Rage has now consumed him fully, and it is only a matter of time until it becomes too much even for the High Chaplain to control. One day death will come for him, and whatever remains of his body will be enshrined aboard the Death’s Cowl, in remembrance forever.
Everybody knows that Inferno Pistols are the coolest weapons in Warhammer 40K, right? If your Space Marines can use them, just do it. If they can’t, you’re playing the wrong army. I’ve got Blood Angels, so I’m safe. But the problem is that there are never enough of them in the kits, so eventually you’ll have to make your own. It’s easy, though, if you have the parts.
First you take a Grav Pistol, because nobody uses them, and you have dozens lying around. Cut the barrel off, and do the same thing to a Combi-Melta. It’s gonna be fine. GW nerfed combi weapons in 10th, so there’s no reason to use them anymore. Glue the combi barrel to the pistol. Almost done.
The OG Inferno Pistol has this little detail on the side, and lucky for us, the combi weapon also does. Carefully cut it off the combi weapon and glue it to either side of your DIY pistol.
I think it looks pretty good! And you can finally have a real hard hitting squad of flyboys with swords and pistols. And it’s thematically correct, too. One last thing.
You can use the barrel from other types of Melta weapons, this here is from an Eradicator that I cut up for other purposes. It’s a bit bigger, but doesn’t look too goofy, actually. Go nuts.
2023 was certainly one of the years ever. For me, personally, it was a year of great creative energy, and full-on soul-sapping dredge at the same time. I wish I had played more music and more board games, but instead I used most of my free time doomscrolling and drinking. Oh, and I built, painted, and played lots of Warhammer too. Can’t forget about the Warhammer.
We (two colleagues and I) finally got round to playing Kill Team, and had lots of fun, but not as much got played these last couple of months. Let’s blame it on the fact that we all work retail, and this year has been hectic, to say the least. Nevertheless, we managed to get in a few matches. I was the only one who tried out different teams, though. The Intercession team was definitely the best – almost too powerful – but I think the Kroot or the Veteran Guardsmen might be my favourites, mostly because they’re thematically more interesting, but/and also because they open up for more play styles. The Intercession team basically just allows for charging forward, killing everything to gain the advantage. I also got my ass kicked by the Kommandos, which was fun.
For the last couple of years my main armies in 40K have been Tau and Flesh Tearers. I’ve planned and built out my FT army a lot this year, but sometime in November I realised I have too many Blood Angels bits that will go unused, and too many older models (the so called “Firstborn” type), so I decided to build a regular Blood Angels army too. And after a couple of weeks of work I have built almost 3000 points, basically without even trying. A fun way to make use of all the plastic I’ve bought over the years. 2024 will mark my sixth year in the hobby, by the way. My Tau army hasn’t seen any work at all in 2023, but I’m gonna keep on working on it this year, probably.
This post was originally going to have images mixed in with the text, but WordPress does weird and confusing things sometimes. Just going to have to put them all in a gallery at the bottom.
One other game I really got into (but haven’t played yet) is Mordheim. Turns out my friends have lots of old Mordheim stuff, and since the rules and everything are online nowadays, it was real easy getting into. I decided against trying to source the older models, and just went with the modern Age of Sigmar and Warhammer Underworlds models. They look better anyway.
Addendum 24–03–18: I can’t even remember writing this post. And the images I was thinking of displaying? No idea what they were. Might as well just press Publish now, and move on to the next shiny thing.
Jag fick en Chimera med flamer av min kompis för några år sedan. Målade den brun och kladdade ner den med streaking grime, sedan glömde jag bort den. Igår fick min unge tag på den och lekte med den ett tag. Jag tyckte den såg förjävlig ut, så medan han var upptagen med sina leksaksbilar passade jag på att plocka fram en svamp och lite för mycket Leadbelcher. Får ju ta och tona ner det senare så det ser naturligare ut. Kanske airbrushar på mer streaking grime och följer upp med lacknafta, och låter det rinna av. Kan bli bra.
Strax färdig med dessa dudes, bara dekalerna och lite småputs kvar. Vilken grabbig bild förresten: snus, Warhammer, Lego, senap och serietidningar. Bara lite öl, hårdrock och tuttar som saknas.
Snart är den här jävla grejen, en T’au XV95 Ghostkeel Battlesuit, klar. Största modellen jag målat hittills, men det gick ganska fort ändå. Har nog inte lagt ner mer än kanske tio timmar. En eller två timmar kvar, max. Tur att benen är det minst intressanta på den, ty jag hatar att måla svart. Kanske snyggar till dem också nån dag. Men nu ska den få stå där tills jag har tid att snygga till färgerna och knyta ihop allt med en fulsnygg bas. Efteråt ska jag ta tag i alla mina Fire Warriors. Främst ska jag räkna dem, för jag vet inte om jag har 20 eller 30 stycken. Faran med bra personalrabatt i nördbutik.
Jag har målat så ofta jag haft tid och lust, och sitter just nu med fem Tartaros Terminators, fem Assault Terminators och en Ghostkeel. Men det jag ser mest fram emot att måla är min asgulliga Totoro-kalender som jag köpte på bokrean för några år sedan. Jag har preppat genom att måla över den befintliga färgen med lite akrylmedium, och det är nu bara att välja färger och köra.
Jag började med ekollonen.
Jag får se hur mycket jag orkar hålla på med denna framöver. Jag har som sagt en del jävla grejer på bordet.
Fan vad jag har mycket plast nu. Och det jag ser mest fram emot att måla är denna lilla låda med ruiner. Imorgon snyggar jag till dem och sprayar, sen målar jag dem under helgen.
Orktober gick åt helvete. Jag orkar (höhö) inte hålla på och kladda på nån jävla orruk nu. Men jag har en jävla massa T’au att fixa. Kan nog få ihop 1500 poäng på en vecka om jag tar i från tårna. Självklart jag jag varken tid eller ork (höhö) att göra det heller, men drömma går ju.
Ghostkeel
Jag har en halvfärdig Ghostkeel att måla, och en hel Riptide (ej i bild) och säkert tio–femton fotsoldater med tillhörande drones, så nog finns det att göra.
Inleder Orktober med de nya gubarna till Warhammer Underworlds
Så är det äntligen Orktober, och jag har sneglat på nya figurer till Underworlds, så det var lika bra att slå till. Vet inte ännu vad jag ska göra med dem. Kanske bara måla en av dem, men göra det jävligt snyggt? Måla alla tre jävligt snyggt? Måla alla tre så de ser bra ut på en halvmeters avstånd? Vi ser ju. Jag börjar med att gå och lägga mig.
